lambhoof:

I have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places.

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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thecrimsonalchemist:

So, as I said earlier, my boyfriend, Christopher Mordan has gone missing. He’s white, cis, 21 years old, around 220 pounds and 6’6”.

He was last heard from on Thursday, September 18th at 7:37pm Mountain Time (10:37 PM Eastern Time) around the border of New Mexico and Arizona.

I talk to him constantly and he hasn’t replied in two days to any type of communication. This is incredibly unlike him and i’m scared that something has happened.

The car he was driving is pictured above, along with what he looks like.

The car is from Allen, Texas so it would have a texas license plate.

There is a missing person’s report on him but if you see the car, or him, please contact the authorities. 

Just bring him home.

gayseawitch:

vinebox:

White people in scary movies be like…

Wheres her oscar

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying