Sometimes the internet can be a great place.
"I’m full, do you want my dessert"
the two hottest guys in my class are sitting like this right now i-
IM SO DONE
are you watching a documentary on baby animals while this is happening? HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING?
has this been done yet
what the american school system teaches us
Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”
This just shatters my entire universe